A while back, someone posted an entry about pineapple juice sweetening semen. Which reminds me–if I were to start a band, I would totally name it Sweetening Semen. I think Kinkerbelle posted it, but I’m not entirely sure. At any rate, M & I have been joking about it for a while, [...]

I love that there is actually a holiday where it’s expected required that you get drunk and stick your tongue down the throat of everyone in the room. And as an added bonus, your employer is courteous enough to give you the day off afterward to recuperate. How fabulous is that?
This New Year’s [...]

We were done. Having taken advantage of a kidless evening, we were now lying naked across each other, trying desperately to catch our breaths. We were done. There wasn’t any way that we could do anymore. We came, we came again, and we conquered. We were done.
I had my head on his stomach, and was [...]

After a week of crisscrossing the state with 3 kids in a minivan, we were beyond wiped out. So last night, when we settled in for bed, sex was not exactly the first thought we shared. And if/when the subject did come up, there would likely have been a fistfight over who was to do [...]