Last week, I signed up for Eden Fantasys’ collaborator program. This gives me a steady supply of free sex toys in exchange for my honest reviews. Naturally, I’ve been pretty excited about this. When M informed me yesterday that our first assignment had arrived, I was giddy beyond belief. As you [...]

One day at Wal-Mart, M decided that we needed a yardstick.
I was more than a little curious. “What do we need a yardstick for?”
“I have an idea.”
“Ok, well, we have a tape measure and level already if you are wanting something to help me hang the new blinds.”
“No, that isn’t really what I had in [...]