Almost as soon as I published the post about a kid-free weekend, it fell through. Dumb ol’ karma… I guess we’ll just have to field those uncomfortable questions about fuck me pumps and lacy panties. Why did we have to go and have boys? And how bad is it that [...]

Today I received an unexpected phone call from the ex. It had been planned that he would have the children next weekend, as I have a wedding to attend with a reception to follow at one of Houston’s swanky hotels. Of course, with money being what it is, Motel 6 here we come! [...]

Today was D-Day. It took all of five minutes to put an end to almost seven years of marriage. My attorney and I walked into the Judges chambers, and while they chatted about a seminar they had recently attended, his honor signed three copies of the final decree. When he was finished, he [...]