Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Ninja/Sugasm #115

A few nights ago, M and I were enjoying a rare quiet moment on the bed. I had removed my bra, a nice, lacy, purple/black number. M had decided to noisily sniff the inside of the cup. Repeatedly. That’s right; he’s 12. Eventually he stopped, and blessed silence once again [...]

The Ol’ Coke Can in the Ass Trick

I’m sure that everyone who has a blog has either published an entry about certain keywords that brought a visitor to their site, or has at least been tempted to do so. Well, at the expense of resorting to a tired gimmick, here’s mine. I just can’t resist.
When I took a quick look at [...]

A Myspace Fairy Tale

A lot of people ask how M & I met, and we generally play the high school card. Yes, we went to school together briefly, but we never actually spoke to one another. The fact is, the ‘belated high school sweethearts’ angle is far better than what actually happened.
It does start back in [...]

The Shocker

After a hard day of cleaning out the old house, I was beyond worn out. M apparently recognized this fact, and after plying me with wine, stripped me down to rub my back with baby oil. Within minutes, the stress began to seep away, apparently through my vagina.
As I relaxed, he shifted the [...]

From My Inbox

I think M might be trying to tell me something with this, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out what it is.