We were done. Having taken advantage of a kidless evening, we were now lying naked across each other, trying desperately to catch our breaths. We were done. There wasn’t any way that we could do anymore. We came, we came again, and we conquered. We were done.
I had my head on his stomach, and was [...]

you gave eye contact
and a nice, sloppy blowjob
now eat my babies

After a week of crisscrossing the state with 3 kids in a minivan, we were beyond wiped out. So last night, when we settled in for bed, sex was not exactly the first thought we shared. And if/when the subject did come up, there would likely have been a fistfight over who was to do [...]