A while back, someone posted an entry about pineapple juice sweetening semen. Which reminds me–if I were to start a band, I would totally name it Sweetening Semen. I think Kinkerbelle posted it, but I’m not entirely sure. At any rate, M & I have been joking about it for a while, [...]

M has informed me that according to Alexa, this site is ranked 7,095 in Kyrgyzstan. This former member of the Soviet Union is nearly 200,000 sq. km in size, and has a GDP of $15.764 billion. Their principal exports are nonferrous metals and minerals, woolen goods & other agricultural products, electrical energy, and [...]

I know you like it when I call it mine, but that’s not why I do it. It is mine.
I know you fight the urge to thrust wildly when I swallow you. I know that when you touch my hair, you’re trying to keep yourself from grabbing it, and impaling my [...]

Almost as soon as I published the post about a kid-free weekend, it fell through. Dumb ol’ karma… I guess we’ll just have to field those uncomfortable questions about fuck me pumps and lacy panties. Why did we have to go and have boys? And how bad is it that [...]

I love that there is actually a holiday where it’s expected required that you get drunk and stick your tongue down the throat of everyone in the room. And as an added bonus, your employer is courteous enough to give you the day off afterward to recuperate. How fabulous is that?
This New Year’s [...]