We closed on Friday. The business is now ours. The day was spent signing contracts, handing over a large sum of money, making announcements to employees, calming those who wanted to quit because they don’t like me, calming those who were afraid they were going to be fired, and firing one woman out of the 12 women and one man group. Yes, she deserved it, but it still sucked. Today the previous owner cleaned her office out while I closed out the month for our biggest client as my two year-old ran wild pillaging the post it notes and various other office supplies. This has only just begun, but I feel a sense of accomplishment. Owning my own business has been a dream of mine for a long time.

So last night M got to sleep with an executive. Yep, that’s right, he put his cock in a president! And 12 hours later, he put it in her ass. Considering the fact that he made it a point to whisper in my ear that the president was getting her ass reamed, I think he enjoyed it. I suspect that he’ll want to put it in her mouth soon. Well, it is time that we tried that pineapple experiment. You know, for science.