When I started this blog in December I had really no expectations. I didn’t expect that three months later, there would be so many people reading these stories and looking at my pictures. Now this isn’t just for me; there are readers to please.

I am learning to juggle to keep my many endeavors prospering, but hey, my life has become a circus so it is no big deal. A few weeks ago I was presented with the opportunity to buy out the company I work for. Owning my own business has always been a dream of mine, and the price is reasonable. How could I possible say no? We will meet with bankers Friday and possibly announce my takeover that afternoon. Hopefully things will settle down and I can once again fall into a routine. In the meantime, I can’t make any promises as to what may or may not be in my upcoming entries but I do promise that I will continue to do my best to make you laugh or get you off.

So, uh, no sex stuff here tonight, but did I mention that my six year old drew a picture of sperm that seem to be victims of a spermicidal lubricant attack? Yep. They are in pretty bad shape. Jaxon better watch out because even though they are injured, they are coming for him.

Oh right, they’re kites.