M is an inventive sort of guy. He set this site up for me to post here, tied the pictures to my Flickr account, and even as we speak, he’s exploring open source firmware options for our wireless router. I have no idea what that means; I just asked him what he’s doing.

Because he’s so inventive, it shouldn’t have come as any surprise last night that he found a new way to involve me in his solo play while I’m sound asleep. He had apparently decided that he needed to come, and that regular old masturbation just wasn’t good enough. This is nothing new; I’ve awakened numerous times to find my panties pulled down and M ready to come on my ass. I find that it’s two parts hot and one part creepy, which is a special brand of delightful.

However, this time was different. Not content to stroke his own cock, M had started out holding my right hand with his left, and his cock in his right. Once he had triggered my response of grasping his hand back, he replaced his left hand with the cock, and voila! Do-It-Yourself Handjob.

So there I was, suddenly awake, holding on to M’s cock while he fucked my hand. The odd thing is, the handfucking wasn’t what woke me. I woke up when he briefly stopped, removed his cock, and spit into my hand. He says that this is a design flaw.

Because I was already awake, and had already lent a hand (hah!), I decided to offer something else. I took off my shirt and held my tits together. M straddled me and resumed his stroking while I whispered encouragement. It was no time at all before his cock jerked and shot all over my nipples. Success! After a quick cleanup, we were both ready for sleep.

Now, if he decides to use his Swiss Army Knife to whittle me a buttplug and uses an old tennis ball to anchor it, he’s taking this MacGuyver shit just a little too far.