Last week, I signed up for Eden Fantasys’ collaborator program. This gives me a steady supply of free sex toys in exchange for my honest reviews. Naturally, I’ve been pretty excited about this. When M informed me yesterday that our first assignment had arrived, I was giddy beyond belief. As you may remember, the E-glass Spine wasn’t ideal for anal play, so we were looking for a butt toy. Enter (literally) the Punishment Plug.

At the end of my ridiculously long day, I raced home, only to realize that the kids will not only object to a 6:00pm bedtime, they will stage an outright revolt when confronted with one. Motivated though I was by visions of buttpluggy goodness, I was soon overwhelmed by their numbers. The buttsex would have to wait until 9:30.

When the magic hour arrived, we retired to our room and set about finding out what we could do with this thing. We spent 15 minutes smacking each other with it, and decided that yes, it can definitely sting and redden an ass. Hey, anything for science, right? Even more exciting was the tickle effect. Dragging the rubber strands that make up the tail along my pink parts was almost enough to set me off.

It was around this time that confusion set in. When we first looked at the plug, it seemed a little, well, large. But when we actually put a little lube on it and pressed it against my backdoor, it slid in without any issues. Because we thought that this would be a little more involved, we found ourselves with a little free time. So of course, we talked about our day. Right, I’m lying; I told M to fuck me. And he did. For a few glorious minutes, right up until the Punishment Plug pressed the eject button and vacated the premises, both of my holes were filled. This was a first me, and I highly recommend it. I also recommend having M whisper that you’re a dirty whore in your ear while it’s happening, but good luck with that.

All told, I see us having a lot of fun with this toy in the future. Considering that it shot out of me during our DP play, I may have to consider getting a larger one, but I suppose that with buttplugs, it’s better to err on the side of caution.