I’m sure that everyone who has a blog has either published an entry about certain keywords that brought a visitor to their site, or has at least been tempted to do so. Well, at the expense of resorting to a tired gimmick, here’s mine. I just can’t resist.

When I took a quick look at my statistics before rushing the kids out the door this morning, a certain group of keywords caught my eye: “diet coke can anal insertion”. Now I know I talk about anal a lot and I will readily admit that I like sticking or having things stuck up my butt. In fact, a few nights ago M stuck this up my butt. More on that later. Rest assured gentle reader that there will be plenty of anal insertion stories to come, but none will involve a Diet Coke can going anywhere near the vicinity of my rectum. Not that I think there is anything wrong with that; it’s just not me. However, if you can fit a diet coke can in you anus, and decided to capture the moment on camera, please feel free to send me the pictures. That’s right Rupert, I’m talking to you.

Please note, if you are affiliated with the Coca Cola bottling company, and are interested in offering me a 6 figure payday for some new alternative ad campaign, e-mail me. I’m sure that I could fit it into my, uh, schedule.