Actually, I just smell sex. Something about having a jizz-laden cooch all day. I was kept up way too late last night and didn’t wake up early enough to get my son to school on time, let alone take a shower. I didn’t even have time for a whore’s bath. So [...]

Today was D-Day. It took all of five minutes to put an end to almost seven years of marriage. My attorney and I walked into the Judges chambers, and while they chatted about a seminar they had recently attended, his honor signed three copies of the final decree. When he was finished, he [...]

Being on top has historically been my least favorite position. And while there are many positions that I love, at the end of the day, it’s always been missionary or no orgasm for me. I don’t know if it’s laziness, selfishness, submissive tendencies, or just the simple fact having a man on top of me [...]

ropey yellow streams
burning your face, stinging eyes
urine luck again

I think M might be trying to tell me something with this, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out what it is.